Saturday, October 17, 2009

Leo DiCaprio & Whitney Port?


Say it ain't so! Please let this be a vicious lie!

Sources are saying that Leonardo DiCaprio has become smitten with The City star Whitney Port!

The same source is saying that the A-list actor has been attempting to lure her back to El Lay from NYC to be with him, even paying for her flights back and forth between coasts for visits.

We just got rid of her and you want to bring her back?

Insiders on the set of his new movie, Inception, say that "He texts her off the hook" and that she is definitely considering transitioning back West for him.

What could Leo possibly see in this girl? She has no personality, no real claim to fame, and if we maybe frank for just a minute, looks like an elongated dwarf!

In other words Leo, you can do better. Please dispense this waste as soon as possible from your life.



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